...HELP?

[riverfox-237.livejournal.com]

Hello? …Hello? Can anyone see this?

 

Okay, this is gonna sound insane, but…something really insane has happened, and I need help and…GAH, this is hard! Can anyone see this at all? I don’t even know how I have an internet connection here!

 

Okay, okay, look: if you’re from Earth and you can see this, my name is Jennifer and something really bizarre has happened. I fell asleep on Earth this afternoon – I THINK it’s still this afternoon, I don’t know – and I woke up in Narnia. I’m not crazy…I don’t think, honestly, I could be, because the fact that I’m using the internet with a laptop that doesn’t normally work unplugged while there are two talking animals sitting next to me is not usually grounds for calling yourself sane. I won’t mention the OTHER thing that’s weird, because if you haven’t stopped reading this by now, you would after that.

 

….

 

I don’t know what to do. Oh crap, I am so freaked out right now and I have NO idea what is going on! If you know what has happened or how to get to me or can at least SEE this, please please please contact me immediately! I will stay on here as long as I can, although I won’t be surprised if whatever is magically making my computer work runs out.

 

Thank you.

 

…Oh man I hope this is just a dream…

 

~Jenn H.

Comments

[riverfox-237.livejournal.com]

Well, I think I've managed to firmly establish that I don't go insane easily over the years, so I think I'll manage one way or another, haha.

The support group is nice. ^^; I admit I was not expecting much when I discovered my laptop is suddenly MAGIC and let me log onto the internet. Seriously, interplanetary stuff aside, my computer usually lasts about three seconds without being plugged in. So this is highly convenient. Which is A-OK by me.

Oh yeah, staying alive...well, I have a cheetah here with me, and a mouse with a sword, and they seem intent on helping me (although the cheetah is a bit uppity) so...if the movies are any consolation, I guess they'll keep me safe. The arrows earlier about gave me a heart attack but I think we lost them.

=) Nice to meet you, Ren. Thanks for helping... Do you know who actually has a gummi ship?

Also...I've played the games so I'm pretty sure I know, but just to be sure: I'm not gonna be a faun forever, right? Because it's kind of cool having the extra energy, but I think I'd stick out a bit back home.

[hyperpsyche.livejournal.com]

Good, glad to hear it. And once again, Song beat me to the explanation, so I'll just add my own personal hypothesis about how the laptops are working: they're being powered by the whining of a thousand emo kids. ;)

Okay. As long as you're there, you might want to think about learning at least a few basics of combat, just so you have a better chance of defending yourself. Trust me, being able to fight back makes things so much better...

Don't mention it. And, um, off the top of my head, I know Aria, Aya, and Brandon do, along with a few others, but I don't know where they are or what condition they're in right at this moment, so...

And yeah, you'll change back as soon as you get off of Narnia. As long as you're not cursed, but I really don't think you're in much danger of that.

[riverfox-237.livejournal.com]

[congratulations, you actually got her to start laughing really hard there]

Oh man...that is an awesome explanation. I needed that, thanks. Humor solves everything.

...Crap, do you really think I'll be stuck here that long? ...I, I guess I can ask these guys if they know anyone...how long do you think it'll be before someone can come get me?

Okay...I know someone named Greta said she had one, but she also said it wasn't with her, so I guess I'll keep asking around.

Oh that's a relief. Uh. Cursed? What?

[hyperpsyche.livejournal.com]

Humor and hugs. If we meet face to face, remind me to give you a big one. Sounds like you need it. XD

Most likely not. But it will probably take at least a few days, so you might want to at least consider a weapon or style to use--a nice staff is good for beginners. I speak from experience here. ^^;

Word of advice: don't go poking things in the Mistress of Evil's castle. Other than that, you should be just fine.

[riverfox-237.livejournal.com]

Ohhh yes, you don't even KNOW. I could so use a hug right now but the only being nearby with something resembling arms is a very noble mouse I just met and I don't think Reepicheep ever liked being 'cuddled' or whatever. So yeah. ^^; If we ever meet, I might take you up on that. The humor is great, though, keep piling that on.

Hmm...staffs ARE nice, I always preferred them in my stories because I can't stand the idea of gashing someone myself...staff fighting would be awesome to learn. That and archery.

Heh. I'll definitely want THAT story later. Sounds interesting. And duly noted, although I'm gonna just start laughing if I ever end up at a place called the Mistress of Evil's castle. No matter how dire the situation might be.

[hyperpsyche.livejournal.com]

And you have no idea how much I like to give hugs for just about any reason. XD If we do meet up, you're getting a big one.

Yeah, and staffs (or is it staves? Whatever.) won't accidentally cut open an artery or something if you get a little clumsy while training. And we do have a few archers among our ranks that you could possibly learn from, if you ask them nicely.

Mistress of Evil, AKA Maleficent. And that's not really my story to tell, so... *whistle* ^^;

[riverfox-237.livejournal.com]

^^ Awesome sauce.

...Dang, you know, I don't know what they're called in that context either. >.>a
Oh heyyy yeah, that is a GOOD point! ...You know...I wonder if anyone in Narnia knows how to do that sort of thing...

Haha. I understand. I'm sure I'll hear about it from someone...

[hyperpsyche.livejournal.com]

I'm positive that they do, if anything I vaguely remember from the books and remember somewhat better from the movies is any indication. Even if all you can get is a quick lecture on what to look for in a bow and arrows before you get picked up, any little bit of progress helps.

Yeah, it's a pretty infamous story... *cough*Princess Ray*cough* ^_^

[riverfox-237.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that definitely sounds like a good thing to keep in mind. Maybe I'll ask them if I can figure out who's in charge or where I should stay and all that...fun...trapped-on-a-foreign-world stuff. ^^;

Haha, definitely sounds like it would be entertaining!

Ray? Don't think I've met...hmmm....although there was this one entry that got posted on my log, but it was a recorded post and all I could hear was this snippety tinkling sound, and they didn't reply again. Wonder if that could've been her.