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Hello? …Hello? Can anyone see this?
Okay, this is gonna sound insane, but…something really insane has happened, and I need help and…GAH, this is hard! Can anyone see this at all? I don’t even know how I have an internet connection here!
Okay, okay, look: if you’re from Earth and you can see this, my name is Jennifer and something really bizarre has happened. I fell asleep on Earth this afternoon – I THINK it’s still this afternoon, I don’t know – and I woke up in Narnia. I’m not crazy…I don’t think, honestly, I could be, because the fact that I’m using the internet with a laptop that doesn’t normally work unplugged while there are two talking animals sitting next to me is not usually grounds for calling yourself sane. I won’t mention the OTHER thing that’s weird, because if you haven’t stopped reading this by now, you would after that.
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I don’t know what to do. Oh crap, I am so freaked out right now and I have NO idea what is going on! If you know what has happened or how to get to me or can at least SEE this, please please please contact me immediately! I will stay on here as long as I can, although I won’t be surprised if whatever is magically making my computer work runs out.
Thank you.
…Oh man I hope this is just a dream…
~Jenn H.
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Date: 2009-06-25 03:42 am (UTC)Be happy you didn't wake up as a mouse...
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Date: 2009-06-25 03:45 am (UTC)...
I honestly am not sure how much better waking up as a faun with a talking mouse and a cheetah, but I'll...take your word for it.
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Date: 2009-06-25 03:49 am (UTC)But it usually only affects people that, you know, are actually involved it this wacky adventure.
My name's Greta, by the way.
And it sound like you're in Narnia....
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Date: 2009-06-25 10:42 am (UTC)All we know is that a lot of things that were not real, definitely now are.
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Date: 2009-06-25 04:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-25 04:14 am (UTC)So...uh. Are you one of those people who knows what's going on? Because I'm sitting next to a cheetah and a mouse and just got shot at with arrows and I'm pretty much still a nervous wreck right now.
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Date: 2009-06-25 04:23 am (UTC)Uh, I think they're called world shifts? Thankfully I wasn't affected.
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Date: 2009-06-25 04:21 am (UTC)Hello Jennifer. My name's Robin, but people around here call me Song.
I can't imagine how you managed to avoid noticing the Heartless that invaded and temporarily destroyed Earth a couple years ago. This would be a lot easier to explain if you already knew all about that. If I was feeling a bit better, I'd be happy to tell the whole story, but you're not the only one who got thrown to another world out of the blue.
Eh, you'll hear it all eventually. If you decide to stay in touch with us, that is.
So... on that note... you up to saving the universe?
I'm being completely serious here.
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Date: 2009-06-25 04:44 am (UTC)...You know, girl named Greta told me about that, and I'M not even really sure, right? Although in the games no one ever seemed to know when it happened, so I can't be the only one. ...I think I remember SOMETHING happening a few years back, but no one really knew what was going on and I don't watch the news much, so...yeah.
Sorry you aren't feeling better. =( Um, okay...if I can't figure out a way home, I imagine I'll stay in touch with ya'll since you actually know what is going on.
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Uh.
Can I get back to you on that?
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Date: 2009-06-25 04:53 am (UTC)I understand. I probably would have been oblivious too if circumstances had been a tiny bit different when it happened.
But most of Earth knows now. We're, um... kind of famous, actually. Do some research on the Refugees... you'll see.
Though I suppose now you don't have to bother. You're practically one of us~
It's a pretty rough line of work, I must say. Funny how trying to save the universe is harder than trying to destroy it. I know this from experience...
But that's another story, and shall be told another time.
Things you need to worry about now: earthquakes, zombies, Final Fantasy monsters, and extreme changes in weather. No, we don't know why, but we have some theories. I personally think that we ourselves (and Sora, of course) disrupted the balance of Light and Dark when we defeated Xemnas. A lot of good things happened, a lot of lives were saved, and the Heartless vanished completely. Odd as it is, I think we made the universe to Light.
But that's just one hypothesis.
And sorry for the long comment. You know how Xemnas was infamous for his long speeches? I gave him a run for his munny in that area...
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Date: 2009-06-25 04:39 am (UTC)All right, the first thing to do is to remain calm. Second is to make sure you're in a safe location (and comfortable, too--you might be there a little while, at least with all this explaining that's about to take place).
I'll try to explain in a bit, but for now, are you okay?
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Date: 2009-06-25 04:50 am (UTC)I'm calm, I think...although I've just been told I'm in the Kingdom Hearts game and I THINK that some KH!Final Fantasy characters are talking to me up there, so add that to my suddenly having the legs of a goat and you can probably guess how messed up this feels.
...Agh, I'm sorry, that probably sounded really snarky... No really, I'm okay. Had a little bit of trouble when I showed up here...first I found out I was a faun, and then a talking mouse and talking cheetah showed up and said we were in Narnia, and then I found my laptop which shouldn't be working and then some people were shooting arrows at us and we ran. The cheetah and the mouse seem to think it's safe here, so I think I'm alright. And...grass is as confortable as it's gonna get here.
I'm Jennifer, but call me Jenn or Jenny or whatever you prefer (I don't really mind any of them). Who're you?
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Date: 2009-06-25 05:07 am (UTC)Don't worry about it. I don't blame you, considering the circumstances. Just do your best to stay alive and in one piece, and someone will come to get you home. I'm not entirely sure when, but it'll happen, I promise.
Ah, sorry about that. ^^; I'm Lauren, but everyone here just calls me Ren, so yeah... Nice to meet you.
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Date: 2009-06-25 04:51 am (UTC)Re: [voice]
Date: 2009-06-25 05:01 am (UTC)[sound of laptop being whacked a few times]
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Date: 2009-06-25 04:52 am (UTC)Just think of it as a very wacky, inconveniently-timed vacation.
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Date: 2009-06-25 05:14 am (UTC)So...so how many of you guys are there? Did this happen to everyone or...no, if everyone on Earth did it I probably wouldn't be the only one here right now. How's that work? Are you all from when this Heartless invasion I keep hearing about happened?
Yeah, sorry, incomprehensible questioning. Still trying to grasp all of this but I'm slowly getting the explaining from the other people.
I'm Jenn, by the way. Nice to meet you. =)
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Date: 2009-06-25 05:26 am (UTC)And no, it doesn't happen to everyone - usually it just targets the people who hang out on this network, but that's not always guaranteed. We're not sure why that happens, really, since each shift is usually caused by something different. In fact, I'm really hoping we can figure out what caused this one - it might shed some light on the happenings as of late.
And wow, considering how many heartless Earth had for a few months there, I'm amazed that you missed it. Are you from a really small town, or what? I'm honestly curious.
And I'm Rox~
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Date: 2009-06-25 06:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-25 07:01 am (UTC)I'm Jenn. Guess I'm...the newbie in whatever craziness is going on.
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Date: 2009-06-25 07:07 am (UTC)I'm Sora, by the way. We'll figure this out soon, and get you back home, okay?
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Date: 2009-06-26 12:32 am (UTC)Out of curiosity . . . without looking at the date on your laptop, what year is it? What would you cite as the three most newsworthy events of the past two years?
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Date: 2009-06-26 02:36 am (UTC)And...well, biggest most recent event is President Obama. Does that help?
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