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They really ARE working on an interplanetary mail system. As if my dad's job wasn't hard enough. :P
He says basically, if your letter's going to another world, just add the name below the normal address. So like...this.
Auria Tetsukai
123 Fake St NE
Buttfuck Nowhere, WA 11111
EARTH
Or RADIANT GARDEN (he says HOLLOW BASTION still works too, since some people forget) or ANDALASIA or what have you. But you have to make sure it's at the bottom of the address, since a lot of worlds (NEW YORK, PARIS) kind of have doubles on Earth.
As for Mirror Earth...idk. Whatever happened to their world?
Anyway, for interworldly mail, you can't throw it in your mailbox. It has to be dropped off at these add-ons they're constructing onto regular post offices. They'll be called WPS OFFICES and will be sort of like sticking a shack on the side of a good old brick building, because this is a rushed job. They're starting to construct gummi mail trucks and training new recruits--Dad says there's no way he'll sign up for that. xD
Interplanetary mail will take loads longer, though--we're looking at months, depending on how far out into gummispace you are. Seriously, you're better off emailing shit, but don't tell that to the government--they've already thrown in like six billion dollars into this system and you know how America is: she simply can't admit failure.
Wow, this got sort of long-winded. Sorry, guys, but I got kind of excited about it. Anyway, there you go. Send care packages to your families or whatever. And I want my goddamn gumdrop ornament.
He says basically, if your letter's going to another world, just add the name below the normal address. So like...this.
Auria Tetsukai
123 Fake St NE
Buttfuck Nowhere, WA 11111
EARTH
Or RADIANT GARDEN (he says HOLLOW BASTION still works too, since some people forget) or ANDALASIA or what have you. But you have to make sure it's at the bottom of the address, since a lot of worlds (NEW YORK, PARIS) kind of have doubles on Earth.
As for Mirror Earth...idk. Whatever happened to their world?
Anyway, for interworldly mail, you can't throw it in your mailbox. It has to be dropped off at these add-ons they're constructing onto regular post offices. They'll be called WPS OFFICES and will be sort of like sticking a shack on the side of a good old brick building, because this is a rushed job. They're starting to construct gummi mail trucks and training new recruits--Dad says there's no way he'll sign up for that. xD
Interplanetary mail will take loads longer, though--we're looking at months, depending on how far out into gummispace you are. Seriously, you're better off emailing shit, but don't tell that to the government--they've already thrown in like six billion dollars into this system and you know how America is: she simply can't admit failure.
Wow, this got sort of long-winded. Sorry, guys, but I got kind of excited about it. Anyway, there you go. Send care packages to your families or whatever. And I want my goddamn gumdrop ornament.
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Date: 2008-12-27 11:52 pm (UTC)Although I don't think there are really enough people on other worlds to go through all of this. Not that someone on Earth would want to send mail to anyway.
Now I am imagining people sending fan mail and other things to Mickey or Cloud. @_@ Ugh, my brain.no subject
Date: 2008-12-28 01:16 am (UTC)And besides, as far as Paris goes? I feel like living there, and I'd like my goddamn gumdrop ornament if I lived there. So if this postal system serves me, then it's all good. :D
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