From the desk of Will, Washington D.C

[treeofjustice.livejournal.com]

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Crystal, I would LOVE to know why a bouncy jello-like thing is sitting on my desk, eating my PAPERWORK.

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Geez, first a snake-woman outside the window, now this. Do you just attract weirdness wherever you go, Crystal?

Comments

[remliel.livejournal.com]

You show a remarkable talent for blaming Crystal for multiveral occurences.

What do you normally do when anything is sitting in your room eating your paperwork? I'd probably give them a promotion, but it's up to you.

[treeofjustice.livejournal.com]

Ever since she was hired by the Interplantary Commitee, strange things have been happening. I sometimes doubt whether I'm sane or not.

Promotion? Hardy-har-har. No, maybe I'll just politely ask my boss to give it a raise and a corner office, because it's so useful to have at work.