WTFOMGBBQ??!

[crystalreport.livejournal.com]

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Tell me I did not just see a Lamia hanging outside my window.

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It was...WAVING to me. And smiling. Really creepily.

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Tell me I'm dreaming. Please.

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[seolearo.livejournal.com]

You're dreaming.

Too bad that's a lie.

[crystalreport.livejournal.com]

Darn.

I was hoping I was dreaming.

Too bad Will just dashed that all when he said "Why is there a half woman, half snake outside your window?"

[songbird9.livejournal.com]

Why does everyone come back to the dreaming option?

What would you like me to say? How about, "ah, yes, you've caught us. Xemnas and I thought that if you knew you were in the Dreaming, you'd be mad, so we took the liberty of giving you a nice dream about killing him. We hope you enjoyed it. The reason we brought in the Final Fantasy monsters is that some of you weren't satisfied with the peace. Please have fun."

[midnightxaction.livejournal.com]

Well, 'I'm dreaming' makes us sound less crazy than 'I'm hallucinating'.

[crystalreport.livejournal.com]

That would make more sense than a freaking bat-woman hanging outside my window.

But life never makes sense anyways.

[shadowchaser.livejournal.com]

Nope, you're awake! As are the rest of us. Tonberries in the Maw, even.

No, I'm not going to be stupid, you can breathe now. >> You be careful too, okay?

[crystalreport.livejournal.com]

...What are Tonberries?

Don't worry, I'll be fine. As long as isn't inside...*looks nervous*

[shadowchaser.livejournal.com]

This is a Tonberry. (http://www.ffcompendium.com/EspMon/tonberry8-b.jpg) Yes, that is a very sharp knife. See why Jalen won't let me go to the Maw?

Bah.

I'm sure that thing won't come in. Ew.