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So I was bored and thinking about the goings on, between Atlantica and Song's "problem"...

and I wrote a little song.

Rewrote, actually.

Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, girls
A whale of a tale or two
'Bout the flapping fish and the boys I've loved
On nights like this with the moon above
A whale of a tale and it's all true,
I swear by my tattoo

There was Merman Mickey
Met him in the Caribbean
He would kiss me
Anytime that I would ask him
Then one evening
His flame of love blew out
Blow me down and pick me up,
He swapped me for a trout!

Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, girls
A whale of a tale or two
'Bout the flapping fish and the lads I've eyed
On nights like this with the sky so high
A whale of a tale and it's all true,
I swear by my tattoo

There was Typhoon Thomas
Saw him and my heart was taken
Tried to kiss him
But he left me all forsaken
Then he gave me
The shock of my young life
Blow me down, and pick me up
He was the captain's "wife"!

Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, girls
A whale of a tale or two
'Bout the flapping fish and the dreams I've made
All night long till the stars do fade
A whale of a tale and it's all true,
I swear by my tattoo

There was Harpoon Harold
Had a face that made you shudder
Lips like fish hooks
And a nose just like a rudder
Now he's kissed me
And held me tenderly
There's no sea monster big enough
To ever frighten me!

Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, girls
A whale of a tale or two
'Bout fish and men and kisses true
On days like this with the waves so blue
A whale of a tale from the days I rue
But I've got no tattoo