[[Voice post]]

[hyperpsyche.livejournal.com]

There's a lot of angry muttering at first--it sounds like somebody lost patience with trying to set this up a while ago. And... is that paper rustling? It almost sounds agitated...

What. The. Bloody. Hell.

I didn't buy anything suspicious at the Star Market! Honest, I didn't! So why do I suddenly belong in a... in a... augh!

Calum, if this somehow turns out to be your fault, I swear to goodness I'm going to find a way to rip you out of Josiah's body with my bare hands and choke you back to death! Seriously, what the heck?!

The rustling paper gets more violent before slowly calming down a little.

Okay, yeah, I really don't have any evidence against you. Sorry, I guess.

So, who else does it suck to be right now?

Comments

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[seolearo.livejournal.com]

I can't fucking see.

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[hyperpsyche.livejournal.com]

...Oh jeez, that sucks. I'm so sorry...

Although, hey, this means you can play Toph in the Avatar movie! The fact that you're white and way too old to play a girl in her early teens obviously doesn't bother the casting crew at all!

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[seolearo.livejournal.com]

I--

...That's actually pretty awesome. Despite the whole age thing.

Re: [voice]

[hyperpsyche.livejournal.com]

There you go! All you have to do now is learn how to Earthbend. I'm sure there's a magic tutor somewhere who could help you with that.

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[seolearo.livejournal.com]

...Don't tempt me. I shouldn't learn more magic and something like Quake would be horrible for wherever I'm at when I use it.

But oh man, that'd be freaking awesome.

Re: [voice]

[hyperpsyche.livejournal.com]

Laughing now.

This is me enabling you, Ray. Do it, do it, do it!

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[seolearo.livejournal.com]

I am not doing this while I can't see Ren I'd end up crushing myself I know I would.

Or at least stubbing my toe really badly.

Re: [voice]

[hyperpsyche.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that would be a good reason not to.

...Does this mean I have to call you "Twinkletoes" now?

Re: [voice]

[seolearo.livejournal.com]

...No. No, you cannot.

Wouldn't I be calling - I dunno - Ari that? Wind element and all?

Re: [voice]

[hyperpsyche.livejournal.com]

Aw.

Well, you're the one worried about stubbing her toe and all...