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[seolearo.livejournal.com]

RAK I AM GOING TO KILL YOU

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[harpie-siren.livejournal.com]

There's appearently a line, Ray

[seolearo.livejournal.com]

brb cutting

[harpie-siren.livejournal.com]

Have fun.

[belegwen.livejournal.com]

I hope you do not mean by that what I think you mean by that.

[seolearo.livejournal.com]

That depends on what you think I mean.

[belegwen.livejournal.com]

Cutting . . . yourself.

[seolearo.livejournal.com]

...No. I meant cutting in line. :\a

[belegwen.livejournal.com]

Okay, that's alright then.

You had me worried.

[ryuuzoku-aya.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry but...I LOL'd.

[riverfox-237.livejournal.com]

|D I kinda thought the same thing at first until my brain kicked in.

[rakathtalyn.livejournal.com]

So... bad time to ask you out to dinner?

[seolearo.livejournal.com]

You even come close enough to do so and I will cut out your tongue.

[rakathtalyn.livejournal.com]

...

...I'll take that as a maybe.

[seolearo.livejournal.com]

Would you rather I just go ahead and castrate you? Cause that would work too.

[rakathtalyn.livejournal.com]

That's a bit closer to a no than the last one...

[seolearo.livejournal.com]

I can do both, too. It might make a bit more of a mess, but it's nothing I can't handle.

[rakathtalyn.livejournal.com]

Now you're just outta ideas.

[seolearo.livejournal.com]

Slitting your throat might be a fascinating endeavor... or maybe a grenade would do, explosions are always fun.

[rakathtalyn.livejournal.com]

There we go, now you're actually thinking.

Although... these are all very baseline. Not very original, everyone's given me these threats.

[seolearo.livejournal.com]

Poison's good, too; I wonder if that Morgan chick could get me some... I think she said that was her specialty...

Oh, electrocution! That always puts on a great show!

[rakathtalyn.livejournal.com]

These are very rough and unrefined.

Try for something like decapitation that leaves me standing and holding my own head in my hands, like on a silver platter. Something like that.

[seolearo.livejournal.com]

I can be pretty rough and unrefined myself, so these suit me just fine.

[rakathtalyn.livejournal.com]

Promises Promises.

[ryuuzoku-aya.livejournal.com]

Did you know that the eyes actually continue seeing for a few seconds after decapitation?

See Ray, what you have to do is cut off his head then pick it up and hold it over the rest of his body so that's the last thing he gets to see before he dies.

[hyperpsyche.livejournal.com]

But wouldn't he be incapable of really seeing anything once you sever the spinal cord, anyway? There may still be a little bit of muscular reflex or something for a second or two, but the lights are already out for good.

[rakathtalyn.livejournal.com]

I don't see the allure, I've seen me before.

Certainly, it'll be a new angel... maybe if you hold my head upsidedown...

[ryuuzoku-aya.livejournal.com]

But have you seen yourself HEADLESS? No I think not!

[rakathtalyn.livejournal.com]

I've never seen my own head, so I might as well see myself headless.

[hyperpsyche.livejournal.com]

Ray, I'll hold him. You punch. Repeatedly.

[seolearo.livejournal.com]

Do I have to stop at just punching?

[hyperpsyche.livejournal.com]

Okay, you can maim him a little. But no much more than that. We want him to survive long enough to appreciate it, after all...

[rakathtalyn.livejournal.com]

You wanna hold me? That's so sweet!

[hyperpsyche.livejournal.com]

Hold you, kick the back of your knee in, snap your arm...

[rakathtalyn.livejournal.com]

Less sweet, but I'm sure you're at least sincere! ^_^

[belegwen.livejournal.com]

What exactly did you do to her, Rak? I've only heard the vaguest of rumors.

[rakathtalyn.livejournal.com]

Not sure why Ren is angry, I've not done anything to her...

If you mean why RAY is angry... it was a simple kidnapping job, I tried my best to not hurt her. She didn't make that easy...

[hyperpsyche.livejournal.com]

You kidnapped Ray. Do I really need to go into the sparkly shoujo power of friendship speeches for you to get the point?

[rakathtalyn.livejournal.com]

So you have nothing against the act, just who I did the act to?

If I were to leave your friends alone, my acts would be more pure?

[hyperpsyche.livejournal.com]

Rak, I'm already determined to punch your face in the next time I see you. Further smug smartassery is not helping your cause.

[rakathtalyn.livejournal.com]

If I cannot help my cause, I can no longer harm it.

[riverfox-237.livejournal.com]

....You know, Rak, I find it hilarious that, despite you apparantly having a depressing tendency towards kidnapping and/or sabotauging friends, the result always ends up with a extremely amusing word war on the network.

People also seem to have identical reactions to you that involve screaming your name very loudly. In text.

Also, dude. Did you seriously make a usericon out of that Labyrinth line I gave the other day? |D

[rakathtalyn.livejournal.com]

The word wars are a fun distraction... It'd be fun to do them in person if half the people involved would break down to thugish beatdowns if they could.

The fact that I'm a hired thug makes the above all the more fun to bring up.

Well, I should just change my name to Khan if this keeps up.

Maybe. ^_^

[riverfox-237.livejournal.com]

^^; Yeaah I can see a few people maybe losing patience to that end. Kind of fun to read when you're not on the receiving end, as well, actually.

Oh Star Trek. Are there no situations where you can't be referenced.

Dude, you win lots of points for that. I've never had a quote of mine made into an icon before. \o\

[rakathtalyn.livejournal.com]

I have no ill will toward anyone. It's a bit of a hassle so many have an ill will toward me.

I'm not looking for points, if I was looking for points I'd watch Who's Line. I do what I want and that's all there is to it. Don't try to add any meaning to me appreciating the quote enough to borrow it.

[riverfox-237.livejournal.com]

Haha, I bet.

....Wait...*confused* I wasn't...it was a joke, Rak. I say that to be goofy when someone does something I like/think is funny. I wasn't trying to add meaning to it. It's not like you used the thing when you replied to one of my comments, so obviously you weren't making it just to show off.

If I offended you in some way, I apologize.