wonder if the earth spirit would laugh at me...

[songbird9.livejournal.com]

I'm having a revelation... It involves babies.
Fuck you, Mother Nature.

( No seriously, die in a fire. )

Because blackmail is always good

[shadowchaser.livejournal.com]

I thought you guys might enjoy this. It's cute to look at, but has so many other applications!

[Behold a picture of Jalen passed out on the bed, with a cheesy romance novel loosely gripped in one hand and an equally asleep (and drooling) baby sprawled on his chest]

No, I did not put the book there. He reads them now and again, making faces and asking me what's wrong with people who write like this. It's funny. Though when I took this last night, it made me wonder if he was reading it to his son as a bedtime story...god, I hope not.