Narnying. [Video Post] [Locked to Allies]

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The screen shows a brown rat standing in a way too large forest.

"Tell me what is wrong with this picture." The rat is clearly not pleased, although it can still talk. "Why in the seven levels of hell did I have to end up as a small rat?" He doesn't appear to be small though.

"What's that? I'm not small? Well, yeah, my laptop scaled down with me, for some completely mystifying reason. I guess the universe likes me anyway! Who knew!?" He is trying his best to look really angry and menacing, but at best comes off as looking completely silly.

"Just get me out of here, typing without thumbs is a bitch. You never realise how much you use the space bar until you find yourself in a situation like this." Peter sighs and then mans up a bit.

"So yeah, I'd like to help in Radiant Garden. Be useful for a change. I also don't mind going through a dark corridor or any sort of other corridor you have in mind to get there. Barring certain exceptions, of course." His face turns to annoyance. "Also, no, I'm not going to spell out those exceptions, just get me the fuck out of here."

On the bright side, his speaking seems fixed now.