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At midnight, the magical wards around Star Market fall, and almost immediately the rumors that have been flying around all week are proven true. Magic courses through, and anyone and everyone who attended Star Market finds themselves cursed.

( The Curses )

The curse will last for a week. Enjoy :)

Note: For the record guys, there won't be any more switching, okay?

[Voice post-locked to allies]

[thirteenth_brat]

[There's silence at first, followed by a sigh and then...]

Did we piss someone off somewhere or what?

This is weird, but somehow I think I might be one of the lucky ones.

[There's a crash in the background and Roxas sighs again.]

I wonder what he broke this time.

[The recording ends here.]

[[Voice post]]

[hyperpsyche.livejournal.com]

There's a lot of angry muttering at first--it sounds like somebody lost patience with trying to set this up a while ago. And... is that paper rustling? It almost sounds agitated...

What. The. Bloody. Hell.

I didn't buy anything suspicious at the Star Market! Honest, I didn't! So why do I suddenly belong in a... in a... augh!

Calum, if this somehow turns out to be your fault, I swear to goodness I'm going to find a way to rip you out of Josiah's body with my bare hands and choke you back to death! Seriously, what the heck?!

The rustling paper gets more violent before slowly calming down a little.

Okay, yeah, I really don't have any evidence against you. Sorry, I guess.

So, who else does it suck to be right now?

[locked to allies]

[ariakitsune.livejournal.com]

Well, Star Market was fun. Most of the time.

There was this merchant with all these weird 'weapons'. Most of them looked like things that aren't weapons. Like a squeegee, a lamp, a shower curtain rod, skunk plushies. I bought a couple things. None of those things I already mentioned but, I got some fun things.

And cloaks. There are so many different kinds of cloaks. Colors, shapes, enchantments... smells.

I find some of the things the merchants wanted rather creepy. Like bad memories. I really don't want to know what they could do with those. Not that I even wanted what that particular merchant tried to get me to buy with one. I was just passing by and glanced at the thing. I don't think I even know what it was.

I should have gotten something shiny for Pancake. The little klepto spent most of the trip in my gummi ship. I'll get something for her somewhere else I guess.

.....................

I think that maybe, possibly something could be very wrong with me. I feel kind of weird and I'm almost completely sure that it isn't from anything I bought.

....................

I really should have listened closer to the rumors about trouble during the Star Market. I mean relating to the rumors about something attacking the market that is. I don't think we should have taken the assurances that everything was fine at face value.

....................

I think the fortune tellers may possibly have left out something when it was said that the wards around Star Market would hold.

....................

So, I've gathered that I'm not the only one who is a little off since Star Market ended. I'm not sure I want to know what's going on with that. Though I don't even really know what's wrong with me.

I think I need some sleep. Sleep is good. Maybe a cup of tea first. Then sleep. And I shouldn't forget to feed Pancake. That never ends well. Forget once and you find out the hard way that Dream Hares don't like baths.

I really should go to bed. Why am I still typing? It's two a.m. already.

I have the strangest feeling that I've forgotten something unimportant. I probably won't remember it then. Oh, well. It's not important so it's nothing to worry about.

Sleep now for sure.

BRIDEZILLA AHOY

[taistoi.livejournal.com]

Darling? Did you get wrapped up in this curse tomfoolery at the Star Market?

and if so, are you capable of getting me to Ingary post-haste so I can find the person responsible and string them up by their intestines?

I need to know who got affected stat, and how.

GWKEJAHGKAA

[ryuuzoku-aya.livejournal.com]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OH GOD WHAT THE HELL THIS IS JUST WRONG I AM GOING TO HOWL IMMEDIATELY

PS NOT MY FAULT

[Voice post - Locked]

[shadowchaser.livejournal.com]

You know, it figures. It really does. I have a tendency to avoid things and people that break out into song. You know, Disney movies, birthday parties, residents of Andalasia...Now people are avoiding me.

[She suddenly begins to sing a cheerful song, though not in such a cheerful voice. It's also off-key}

Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg! The Batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker got away, hey!

[A groan and smacking sound follow before she speaks again]

And Jalen- Oh, my poor Jalen. It's like being married to Xigbar. Except without the eye-patch. And the guns. And the whole no-heart thing. Okay, so maybe it's not quite the same thing- Twinkle twinkle little star~

[The recording cuts off]

Repens Ex Mea

[belegwen.livejournal.com]

Domum cum parvella mea maculosa ibo. Sic, maculosa!

Etiam mercabamur.

Perfututa, probabiliter nemines vestrum haec possunt, sic in posterum vobis haec dicam.

...So

[lostscore.livejournal.com]

I am black.

I mean, not that I suddenly have gone from being white and nerdy to looking like I'm native apparently being of African-American decent, no. I mean. My skin. Is black. Like a Heartless.

This would have been that kind of worrying if it had not been violent purple earlier. I have worked out that that is 'surprised'. Then it went red to black as I realized that this is a curse and it made me pissed off.

....this is retarded. I'm just sayin'. I mean...I have a wedding to go to.

[Voice Post-Locked]

[hocketypockety.livejournal.com]

Good heavens. That was rather rude.

[There is a light flutter of wings and a sigh.]

Is everyone all right? For all the times I've attended that market, there's never been such tomfoolery.

[Archimedes can be heard complaining in the background.]

Archimedes, that is my body you are using currently. Do not damage it. Or would you like to get yous back without feathers?

[Archimedes splutters a bit before falling silent.]

*ahem* At any rate, I do not believe this will last long, though I cannot say when we will return to normal or whether there will be any residual effects.

[[locked - yeah, she laughed the entire time she typed this]]

[apollo-chase.livejournal.com]

Is everyone okay at least?

I mean...damn. That's...well, look on the bright side - at least life is never dull, huh?

[voice]

[seolearo.livejournal.com]

[ sounds pretty damn annoyed ]

Y'know, this whole walking-into-stuff thing is really getting old. There's got to be a better way to deal with this.