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...HELP?

Hello? …Hello? Can anyone see this?

Okay, this is gonna sound insane, but…something really insane has happened, and I need help and…GAH, this is hard! Can anyone see this at all? I don’t even know how I have an internet connection here!

Okay, okay, look: if you’re from Earth and you can see this, my name is Jennifer and something really bizarre has happened. I fell asleep on Earth this afternoon – I THINK it’s still this afternoon, I don’t know – and I woke up in Narnia. I’m not crazy…I don’t think, honestly, I could be, because the fact that I’m using the internet with a laptop that doesn’t normally work unplugged while there are two talking animals sitting next to me is not usually grounds for calling yourself sane. I won’t mention the OTHER thing that’s weird, because if you haven’t stopped reading this by now, you would after that.

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I don’t know what to do. Oh crap, I am so freaked out right now and I have NO idea what is going on! If you know what has happened or how to get to me or can at least SEE this, please please please contact me immediately! I will stay on here as long as I can, although I won’t be surprised if whatever is magically making my computer work runs out.

Thank you.

…Oh man I hope this is just a dream…

~Jenn H.

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Tifa Lockheart. It's nice to meet you.

Well it's because we're in the game as well, isn't it?

Hi Robin. Nice to meet you. Wish the circumstances were less crazy, but yeah.

...You know, girl named Greta told me about that, and I'M not even really sure, right? Although in the games no one ever seemed to know when it happened, so I can't be the only one. ...I think I remember SOMETHING happening a few years back, but no one really knew what was going on and I don't watch the news much, so...yeah.

Sorry you aren't feeling better. =( Um, okay...if I can't figure out a way home, I imagine I'll stay in touch with ya'll since you actually know what is going on.

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Uh.

Can I get back to you on that?

That's not what I meant...

Nice to...

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Waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait....

Are those your real names? ...And are those your real pictures in those usericons? Seriously?

Uh, yes.

~~freak out in 3...2...1...~~

Okay...

I'm calm, I think...although I've just been told I'm in the Kingdom Hearts game and I THINK that some KH!Final Fantasy characters are talking to me up there, so add that to my suddenly having the legs of a goat and you can probably guess how messed up this feels.

...Agh, I'm sorry, that probably sounded really snarky... No really, I'm okay. Had a little bit of trouble when I showed up here...first I found out I was a faun, and then a talking mouse and talking cheetah showed up and said we were in Narnia, and then I found my laptop which shouldn't be working and then some people were shooting arrows at us and we ran. The cheetah and the mouse seem to think it's safe here, so I think I'm alright. And...grass is as confortable as it's gonna get here.

I'm Jennifer, but call me Jenn or Jenny or whatever you prefer (I don't really mind any of them). Who're you?

Is is.

[those jingling sounds seem to have taken on a sarcastic note]

Oh man. Sorry you got dragged into this - world shifts have happened to us before, and they can be a little unpredictable. Like others have said, just find a safe place and remain calm. As soon as someone has a gummi ship working, they'll be there to pick you up.

Just think of it as a very wacky, inconveniently-timed vacation.

Heh.

I understand. I probably would have been oblivious too if circumstances had been a tiny bit different when it happened.
But most of Earth knows now. We're, um... kind of famous, actually. Do some research on the Refugees... you'll see.

Though I suppose now you don't have to bother. You're practically one of us~

It's a pretty rough line of work, I must say. Funny how trying to save the universe is harder than trying to destroy it. I know this from experience...

But that's another story, and shall be told another time.

Things you need to worry about now: earthquakes, zombies, Final Fantasy monsters, and extreme changes in weather. No, we don't know why, but we have some theories. I personally think that we ourselves (and Sora, of course) disrupted the balance of Light and Dark when we defeated Xemnas. A lot of good things happened, a lot of lives were saved, and the Heartless vanished completely. Odd as it is, I think we made the universe to Light.
But that's just one hypothesis.

And sorry for the long comment. You know how Xemnas was infamous for his long speeches? I gave him a run for his munny in that area...

Uh, sure, if you wanted to...

And it's not really fiction anymore... but thathasn't stopped me from being a fan

...Oh my word I am talking to video game characters.

Note to self: check self into insane asylum as soon as you wake up.

[is currently buring her head in her arms and trying to decide whether to laugh or start crying from the UTTER CONFUSION. Silandro and Zeti are watching and looking very perplexed, JSYK]

...I will probably geek out about that later when I'm not freaking out about being in Narnia, thanks.

Heh...excellent point. I'd probably try and throw a few quips out here but I bet you've already heard them all.

Well, uh...thanks, Greta. Any other tidbits you can give me since I'm apparantly stuck here for a while?

....Ummmm....hello? Is someone there or is this some sort of weird magical static?

[sound of laptop being whacked a few times]

...You'll get used to it...

Yeah, a lot of us went through that two years ago. I think Song just explained it all pretty well in a nutshell, so I'll just say... yeah. You get used to it, somehow. It's either that, or go insane, and this way is more fun, really. It comes with its own built-in support group: us!

Don't worry about it. I don't blame you, considering the circumstances. Just do your best to stay alive and in one piece, and someone will come to get you home. I'm not entirely sure when, but it'll happen, I promise.

Ah, sorry about that. ^^; I'm Lauren, but everyone here just calls me Ren, so yeah... Nice to meet you.

...Can I DO research from here? Like, does the magical laptop internet connection connect to Earth's internet? Honestly, I don't really know how I missed this, I mean, I am not THAT oblivious, honest. Really. At best, I think I heard something about some people doing something amazing or something, and new space technology, but that's about it.

Ohhh hey, that's...comforting. Heh.

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Oh hahahaha that's funny...man, Xemnas DID have long speaches in that game, didn't he. Well...I'm a talker, too, so we might get along alright. You should see the comments I leave people on Deviantart. I've got a reputation for length.

So...so basically Kingdom Hearts is real, and you guys have been out here for a while, and you saved the world and such?

Zombies? Really? Oh great. Just don't say there are any demon-possessed dolls, it is the ONE movie monster I cannot stand under any circumstances.

And PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't tell me there is some theory that the world is in chaos because there is TOO MUCH Light because oh my word that always drove me crazy. Like people not dying is a bad thing or something, I dunno...

Hello, tangent. I do that, sorry.

So, okay, sounds like you guys have the universe saved. So you probably don't need me, right? Because I don't have a lot of world-saving skills.

...Haha, that's actually oddly comforting, thanks.

So...so how many of you guys are there? Did this happen to everyone or...no, if everyone on Earth did it I probably wouldn't be the only one here right now. How's that work? Are you all from when this Heartless invasion I keep hearing about happened?

Yeah, sorry, incomprehensible questioning. Still trying to grasp all of this but I'm slowly getting the explaining from the other people.

I'm Jenn, by the way. Nice to meet you. =)

Well, I think I've managed to firmly establish that I don't go insane easily over the years, so I think I'll manage one way or another, haha.

The support group is nice. ^^; I admit I was not expecting much when I discovered my laptop is suddenly MAGIC and let me log onto the internet. Seriously, interplanetary stuff aside, my computer usually lasts about three seconds without being plugged in. So this is highly convenient. Which is A-OK by me.

Oh yeah, staying alive...well, I have a cheetah here with me, and a mouse with a sword, and they seem intent on helping me (although the cheetah is a bit uppity) so...if the movies are any consolation, I guess they'll keep me safe. The arrows earlier about gave me a heart attack but I think we lost them.

=) Nice to meet you, Ren. Thanks for helping... Do you know who actually has a gummi ship?

Also...I've played the games so I'm pretty sure I know, but just to be sure: I'm not gonna be a faun forever, right? Because it's kind of cool having the extra energy, but I think I'd stick out a bit back home.

Oh, our internet is pretty awesome. I think it was Braig - Xigbar, at the time - who said that it's the connection carries through the Dark Corridors. No one can use the Dark Corridors anymore, but they probably still exist, even if we did screw up the balance.

And yeah. At first we tried to stay in the background, avoid interfering and such. We figured if everything happened the way it did in the game, then Earth would be restored after Sora destroyed Xehanort's Heartless. We were right.
But once we had our world back, there wasn't any good reason not to interfere... so we started talking to people - Sora, Riku, Roxas, Axel... even Xemnas. We got involved, and, though not all of us followed exactly the same path, one way or another we all got around to helping Sora defeat Xemnas and save the universe.

I could go on and on about Xemnas alone and exactly what he was trying to do. That's my story... but that wouldn't even fit in a single comment, os I'll save it.

For now, though... the universe is in danger again, and this time we don't even know what's causing it. We had it easy before. We knew all the details of the games. They called us the Prophets, because we knew the future...
That's not the case anymore.

At the moment, I'm not sure how many of us there are. Our numbers used to be somewhere in the 30s or so, but since Xemnas was defeated a lot of us have gone our separate ways. Some of us have been here longer then others, but yeah, a lot of us are from the heartless invasion.

And no, it doesn't happen to everyone - usually it just targets the people who hang out on this network, but that's not always guaranteed. We're not sure why that happens, really, since each shift is usually caused by something different. In fact, I'm really hoping we can figure out what caused this one - it might shed some light on the happenings as of late.

And wow, considering how many heartless Earth had for a few months there, I'm amazed that you missed it. Are you from a really small town, or what? I'm honestly curious.

And I'm Rox~

Okay, great, cool, awesome. I woke up as a faun this afternoon in Narnia and the game Kingdom Hearts is real and I'm talking to Cloud Strife and Tifa on a magical internet connection. I'm sure I'll get used to it eventually. Thanks.

Oh, hey, while we're here, I always wanted to tell you, Cloud: that bit of dialogue between you and Leon while you were fighting all the Heartless in that crater on Radiant Garden? That was awesome. Favorite lines from the game right there. Lots of well-timed wit.

Good, glad to hear it. And once again, Song beat me to the explanation, so I'll just add my own personal hypothesis about how the laptops are working: they're being powered by the whining of a thousand emo kids. ;)

Okay. As long as you're there, you might want to think about learning at least a few basics of combat, just so you have a better chance of defending yourself. Trust me, being able to fight back makes things so much better...

Don't mention it. And, um, off the top of my head, I know Aria, Aya, and Brandon do, along with a few others, but I don't know where they are or what condition they're in right at this moment, so...

And yeah, you'll change back as soon as you get off of Narnia. As long as you're not cursed, but I really don't think you're in much danger of that.

So I guess I'm just a fluke accident or something, then? 'Cause I can't really imagine why I'd be picked on PURPOSE, honestly.

Happenings of late? Anything I should be immediately worried about?

I don't know, honestly...I'm not from that small a town, in fact I live in this sort of pocket nexus where you can reach, like, five or six towns/cities within 5/10/20 minutes driving distance. Maybe they just didn't target Ohio or something? Maybe I blocked it out. Dude I don't know. I know I'm oblivious in general but honestly I can't explain to you why I didn't notice this.

I'm sure noticing it NOW, of course.

Hey Rox. Cool name. =)

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