From the desk of Will, Washington D.C

[treeofjustice.livejournal.com]

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Crystal, I would LOVE to know why a bouncy jello-like thing is sitting on my desk, eating my PAPERWORK.

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Geez, first a snake-woman outside the window, now this. Do you just attract weirdness wherever you go, Crystal?

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[crystalreport.livejournal.com]

No?

That sounds a lot like a Flan. What color is it?

[treeofjustice.livejournal.com]

You eat flans. That does not look like anything like a flan. Maybe I should call it Creme Brulee?

Well, it's blue and has creepy red eyes, if that's any indication.

[crystalreport.livejournal.com]

That sounds more like a White Mousse, actually. They appeared rather often in Final Fantasy IV, if I remember.

[fox_the_kitsune]

Blue with red eyes? Did it look like this?

[treeofjustice.livejournal.com]

Yes. It looks like that. And it's now looking at me and expecting me to give it some more paper.

Maybe I should call him Recycling Center or something...

[fox_the_kitsune]

Well if feeding it paper makes it happy. Might be a good way to get rid of papers that are definitely trash but also unfortunately have sensitive info on them.

[treeofjustice.livejournal.com]

...Let's just say that the recycling bin underneath my desk is its new home.

...yeah. *weirded out*

[remliel.livejournal.com]

You show a remarkable talent for blaming Crystal for multiveral occurences.

What do you normally do when anything is sitting in your room eating your paperwork? I'd probably give them a promotion, but it's up to you.

[treeofjustice.livejournal.com]

Ever since she was hired by the Interplantary Commitee, strange things have been happening. I sometimes doubt whether I'm sane or not.

Promotion? Hardy-har-har. No, maybe I'll just politely ask my boss to give it a raise and a corner office, because it's so useful to have at work.

[songbird9.livejournal.com]

Hey, you. I'm not Crys, but you're kind of interesting and I'm bored.

So, what are your thoughts on all this, Mister William?

[treeofjustice.livejournal.com]

Well, hello. Not normally called William, but I'll let it pass.

Thoughts? I just think that ever since I have met Crystal, very strange things have been happening. I don't know what to make of it. I never believed in magic until that day Crystal blew up her office, and I thought monsters were only myth.

Apparently, I'm very wrong about all of that.

So, who am I having the pleasure of chatting with?

[songbird9.livejournal.com]

I was just playing with the sound of words and the rhythm of typed letters. I'll call you Will from now on.

None of it is Crystal's fault. She, like the rest of us, is just another who found herself caught up in this fantastical adventure. I'm sure you saw the reports on Heartless and Nobodies and the Refugees, so I won't go into that more than I need to.

And I am Robin, also called Song. A veteran, if you will, from both sides of the war.

[treeofjustice.livejournal.com]

Nice to meet you Robin, also called Song.

I'm trying not to blame Crystal for this, and I'm sorry if that's what it sounded like. It's just after the little accident with the magic backfiring on her, I have the small habit of thinking she's behind all the weird things going on.

Ah yes...Heartless. I hated them. I think I had the pleasure of being attacked by one, if I remember correctly.

[songbird9.livejournal.com]

Maybe next time I visit Earth, I should use my magic to get inside your head. Then you can blame me instead of her~

I'd imagine you did. Nasty little things. I don't suppose the one you vaguely remember attacking you looked kind of like a rottweiler dragon shadow carrying a big spikey mace? Not likely, but just a random thought.

[treeofjustice.livejournal.com]

You...can get inside other people's heads?

That's...interesting. I would rather much want you to not try that on me, thanks.

And the Heartless...I think it carried a mace, but it's all hazy to me. Why do you ask? You know this Heartless or something?

[songbird9.livejournal.com]

More specifically I can get inside other people's dreams. I used to be able to use those dreams as doorways into people's hearts and souls. Not sure if I can still do that, though.

And did the Heartless have dinky little wing-like spines on its shoulders and a scruffy red mane?

[remliel.livejournal.com]

Pestering the skeptics again, I see.

[songbird9.livejournal.com]

It passes the time.

[treeofjustice.livejournal.com]

Um...can't remember to be honest. I think the Heartless had a red mane, but then again, it happened so fast that I can't remember a thing.

Getting inside people's dreams? What's next, someone knowing how to see into the future? Maybe one of you Refugees knows how to fly, too?

[songbird9.livejournal.com]

Oh well. If it did, sorry. That might have been my heart's inner darkness corporealized as a monster.

Well, some of them can glide. Or propel themselves through the air using fire. Is that close enough?

[harpie-siren.livejournal.com]

Cause paperwork tastes good?

[treeofjustice.livejournal.com]

Maybe.

Or perhaps it just likes the clean smell of freshly dried ink in the afternoon, who knows.

[seolearo.livejournal.com]

Because weird stuff never happened before Crystal showed up.

[treeofjustice.livejournal.com]

Agghh...that's not what I meant. I'm sorry, I found a hungry creme brulee/ mousse/flan/whatever-the-hell dessert you can name and it is still freaking me out.

At that time, I was angry. Now, not so much. I'm merely annoyed that Crystal never said a word about it. Never meant that sh'es the harbringer of all bad things, though.

[seolearo.livejournal.com]

We've never dealt with Final Fantasy-type monsters before, so she there wasn't much she could say about it.

[treeofjustice.livejournal.com]

....oh.

I better apologize to her then.

*slightly embarrassed*

[nachtstar.livejournal.com]

All Flans; like dogs eat paper. :T
They think it's delicious.

[treeofjustice.livejournal.com]

THAT'S NOT FUNNY, YOU KNOW.

Ah, my poor paperwork...it'll take weeks for me to catch up...

[remliel.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, 'My creme brulee ate it' isn't an accepted excuse in the higher governmental echelons yet.

[treeofjustice.livejournal.com]

Darn! And I so wanted to use that excuse! Thanks a lot. ):< [/sarcasm]

...I really have no idea how I'm going to explain this to my boss, actually.