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Why am I not surprised?

This is just perfect. If my guess is right... this is Tortuga? Lovely.

Magic would likely run me into some trouble... So would the Keyblade...

Ideas?

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Buy a sword? Steal a sword? Avoid fighting if you can? Terrorize the locals?

Oh lovely. Some suggestions. Let's have a look at what's wrong with each of them, hmm?

1. Buy a sword. With what munny?

2. Steal a sword. I might be on an island where it might go unnoticed, but I doubt it. Place is loaded with pirates and it one of these guys notices his sword gone, he's liable to round up his mates and search out whatever little rat stole the sword.

3. Avoid fighting if possible. Between various pirates assuming me to be a helpless little boy and the Heartless, this isn't happening. Between last night when I posted this entry and now, I've been accosted by pirates about five times (one of whom made some very inappropriate comments about my ass) and I'm lucky no one else was around when the Heartless came after me because I had to use magic.

4. Terrorize the locals. For what exactly? If I were to step it up enough to be able to intimidate a bunch of pirates, anything I would do would come across as supernatural and let's not forget that the last major enemy we dealt was burned as a witch on this world, hm?

We have got to get you your own gummi ship.

That last one was a joke.

There really isn't anything else I can think of.

I'm not sure I want to know how having my own ship would help.

It isn't funny.

You would have someplace to keep emergency supplies for possible future world shifts and you wouldn't have to wait for someone to pick you up.

That's about the only use it would get.

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