...HELP?

[riverfox-237.livejournal.com]

Hello? …Hello? Can anyone see this?

 

Okay, this is gonna sound insane, but…something really insane has happened, and I need help and…GAH, this is hard! Can anyone see this at all? I don’t even know how I have an internet connection here!

 

Okay, okay, look: if you’re from Earth and you can see this, my name is Jennifer and something really bizarre has happened. I fell asleep on Earth this afternoon – I THINK it’s still this afternoon, I don’t know – and I woke up in Narnia. I’m not crazy…I don’t think, honestly, I could be, because the fact that I’m using the internet with a laptop that doesn’t normally work unplugged while there are two talking animals sitting next to me is not usually grounds for calling yourself sane. I won’t mention the OTHER thing that’s weird, because if you haven’t stopped reading this by now, you would after that.

 

….

 

I don’t know what to do. Oh crap, I am so freaked out right now and I have NO idea what is going on! If you know what has happened or how to get to me or can at least SEE this, please please please contact me immediately! I will stay on here as long as I can, although I won’t be surprised if whatever is magically making my computer work runs out.

 

Thank you.

 

…Oh man I hope this is just a dream…

 

~Jenn H.

Comments

[preminumheart.livejournal.com]

You didn't really expect everyone from Earth to know did you?

[riverfox-237.livejournal.com]

Um...nno? I have absolutely no idea what is going on. ...Am I supposed to know you?

Oh hi, another person. Can both of you introduce yourselves, please? I'm not being rude, honest, I'd like to know.

[not-asoldier.livejournal.com]

...

I'm Cloud Strife.

[preminumheart.livejournal.com]

Tifa Lockheart. It's nice to meet you.

[not-asoldier.livejournal.com]

Well, no... but, is it just me, or are all the guys that got caught up in this mess the type who would reconize me?

[preminumheart.livejournal.com]

Well it's because we're in the game as well, isn't it?

[not-asoldier.livejournal.com]

That's not what I meant...

[riverfox-237.livejournal.com]

Nice to...

...........

Waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait....

Are those your real names? ...And are those your real pictures in those usericons? Seriously?

strikes deleted

[not-asoldier.livejournal.com]

Uh, yes.

freak out in 3...2...1...

[preminumheart.livejournal.com]

Is is.

[riverfox-237.livejournal.com]

...Oh my word I am talking to video game characters.

Note to self: check self into insane asylum as soon as you wake up.

[is currently buring her head in her arms and trying to decide whether to laugh or start crying from the UTTER CONFUSION. Silandro and Zeti are watching and looking very perplexed, JSYK]

[not-asoldier.livejournal.com]

...You'll get used to it...

[riverfox-237.livejournal.com]

Okay, great, cool, awesome. I woke up as a faun this afternoon in Narnia and the game Kingdom Hearts is real and I'm talking to Cloud Strife and Tifa on a magical internet connection. I'm sure I'll get used to it eventually. Thanks.

Oh, hey, while we're here, I always wanted to tell you, Cloud: that bit of dialogue between you and Leon while you were fighting all the Heartless in that crater on Radiant Garden? That was awesome. Favorite lines from the game right there. Lots of well-timed wit.

[not-asoldier.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's pretty much normal around here...

...

Right

[riverfox-237.livejournal.com]

Thank you. Yes. You're so helpful.

You're like my older brother except without his goofy sense of humor right now. The aggravation is oddly comforting.

[not-asoldier.livejournal.com]

... I try.

[riverfox-237.livejournal.com]

Hm. Your efforts are of a very interesting kind. I'm still trying to figure out here if you are being sarcastic or just. Unfriendly by nature or something. Throw me a bone here.

Just so you know, I'm not a fangirl of you or anything. If you were actually worried about something like that. Just occurred to me that video game characters come to life might have that problem. I thought you were a cool guy at most. (I'm starting to wonder.)

[not-asoldier.livejournal.com]

Look, I don't care if you, or anybody, is a fan of me... I don't want to be famous, but whatever, I can deal with that.
What I don't want to deal with are... the creepy fangirls.

I've seen the fanfiction. And for the record? I'm not all.... clingy and wimpy. Not with Leon, not with Zack, and especially not with Sephiroth.

[riverfox-237.livejournal.com]

......

Oh man, dude. I'm sorry. And I wasn't...I was saying I wasn't one because I kinda wondered if you were WORRIED I was. Apparantly...heh, didn't think I was that right.

Man, I totally understand. I've met fangirls on the internet and they are really creepy...
...Aw SICK, you've READ those? You have my full sympathy, honest. I always wondered what would happen if someone actually read one of those that was in it...ugh, gives me the heebie-jeebies. Slash in GENERAL is a disturbing thing, and I am sorry you ever had the misfortune to lay eyes on some that involved YOU.

For the record, I neither read nor (heaven forbid) write that trash, and I didn't figure on judging you from anything other than what I know from the game and, well, our current conversation.

[preminumheart.livejournal.com]

Cloud.

[not-asoldier.livejournal.com]

What?

[preminumheart.livejournal.com]

You're aggravating the her.

[riverfox-237.livejournal.com]

Is he always like this?

[preminumheart.livejournal.com]

Most of the time.

[riverfox-237.livejournal.com]

Oh, well. At least it's not just me. I was starting to worry.

Anyway. Sorry about the whole...spazzing over video game characters thing. I've only been here a half hour, it's a lot to take in. Thanks for...you know. Being nice.