From the desk of Will, Washington D.C

[treeofjustice.livejournal.com]

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Crystal, I would LOVE to know why a bouncy jello-like thing is sitting on my desk, eating my PAPERWORK.

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Geez, first a snake-woman outside the window, now this. Do you just attract weirdness wherever you go, Crystal?

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[treeofjustice.livejournal.com]

THAT'S NOT FUNNY, YOU KNOW.

Ah, my poor paperwork...it'll take weeks for me to catch up...

[remliel.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, 'My creme brulee ate it' isn't an accepted excuse in the higher governmental echelons yet.

[treeofjustice.livejournal.com]

Darn! And I so wanted to use that excuse! Thanks a lot. ):< [/sarcasm]

...I really have no idea how I'm going to explain this to my boss, actually.