From the desk of Will, Washington D.C

[treeofjustice.livejournal.com]

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Crystal, I would LOVE to know why a bouncy jello-like thing is sitting on my desk, eating my PAPERWORK.

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Geez, first a snake-woman outside the window, now this. Do you just attract weirdness wherever you go, Crystal?

Comments

[fox_the_kitsune]

Blue with red eyes? Did it look like this?

[treeofjustice.livejournal.com]

Yes. It looks like that. And it's now looking at me and expecting me to give it some more paper.

Maybe I should call him Recycling Center or something...

[fox_the_kitsune]

Well if feeding it paper makes it happy. Might be a good way to get rid of papers that are definitely trash but also unfortunately have sensitive info on them.

[treeofjustice.livejournal.com]

...Let's just say that the recycling bin underneath my desk is its new home.

...yeah. *weirded out*