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...Oh, hell no.

[Ren sounds just a little unhinged at the moment. Beware The Nice Ones, indeed.]

Look, buddy, I have been under far too much stress lately with trying to restore Radiant Garden to deal with any more problems right now. Okay? So you just shut the hell up and go deal with your little identity crisis somewhere else. You wanna monologue about death and despair and your mommy issues, you learn some fucking manners and wait until AFTER we've handled this first!

[There is a long, rather drawn out pause. And then...]

Fuck!

[insert long line of swearing up and down and around again that distantly translates into "What the fucking fuck happened now, dammit? I'm too drunk for this shit."]

...You know.

You really need to work on your timing.

I'm not going to interfere with your little project... for now.

Uh uh. You're not going to interfere with it, period. You got that? I don't care who you are, you are not going to ruin this.

I don't care one way or the other.

...Hey, mind using a few more words than that? Some elaboration on what happened would be nice.

[She doesn't sound nervous at all. Nope.]

You had damn well better.

There is nothing wrong with my timing.

There is everything wrong with your timing!

I mean, fuck, here we are, trying our damndest to find the stupid component things that we need to restore a fucking world and here you are making an assmunching douche of yourself! We have shit to do, and we don't need you coming in and rendering all of our efforts absolutely worthless, you got that?! We are already under enough stress between that and still now knowing what the fuck we're up against, and you have no right to add to it.

And by god, if you so much as look at one of my friends the wrong way, I don't give a flying fuck who you are, it is your ass.

What the hell is going on here?

I agree with Ray, here. You're timing sucks.

Isn't it obvious?

I have simply realized the truth.

If it should be, it isn't.

So, wait.

You're really Sephiroth, now?

... Ok, then. I totally don't find anything about this timing suspsicious at all.

So. Seeing as I don't approve of memory modification, either, I wish you luck.

Anyway, got any ideas who did it? I mean, your magic resistance must be somewhere in the category of 'Don't even bother'. Plus, wouldn't they need to subdue you anyway to cast this thing? ... Erg, if whatever mod'ed your memory was powerful enough to beat you down, and get through your resistance... OK, does anyone here have any idea what the heck could do that? I mean, Namine's schtick was memory modding, but that was restricted to Sora and things related to Sora, right (hasn't played CoM)? So that scratches her off the list.

I can't believe I'm saying this to you of all people, but be careful. Whatever got you, already got past your defences once. It's incredibly likely it could do it again.

Also, are sure you're not clone? I know this sounds ass-holeish, but you did have a lot of them. It's possible that Jenova could be fucking with you, except you're not ranting about 'Mother'... So, that's not likely.

Either way, don't forget to think about what to do next. 'Cause vengeance is fine and all, as long as you don't let it consume you. It's like a fire. Used right, it can keep you warm, and burn your enemies. Lose focus, and you're the one getting burned. Once you get this guy/gal/tentacles what are you going to do next? I'm not expecting an answer right now, but think about it.

Also, I really get that you're pissed, but you were getting along with the people here pretty well before. I believe quite a few of them considered themselves your friends. I think you're scaring them quite a bit with the way you're acting. I'm not saying apologize, but toning down the doomrage might be very well appreciated.

Yes, I am Sephiroth.

I will consider your... advice.

That...that doesn't say much.

[Of anything good, at least.]

See no reason not to let you pursue your vengeance, petty as it may be. Current mood would only make you liability to us, should you stick around.

Would consider it unlikely that one of us is responsible, so going out will only conceivably hurt you, and not us.

Apart from that, Shad gave you the most useful advice.

I have no intention of preventing the resurrection of Radiant Garden.

And what if one of your friends is responsible for what has been done to me?

Then you'll have to go through me.

I'm serious about this. You get your memory back right when there's this massive project about to start. And unless you can tell me what jogged it, I think this smacks of intelligent planning. It's just too convenient.

Be careful.

If someone intended for me to interfere with your project, they wasted their time.

Oh for crying out loud...

Hi Sephiroth. How's tricks?

I suppose you could say I'm getting into the spirit of the season.

Good answer. It is my favorite holiday, and you certainly have a knack for being creepy.
Considerably moreso than your counterpart.

I have to tell you, though, whatever it seems like, this was more than just some memory mix-up. Said replica was more than a delusion, and I know I'm not the only one who'd like to find out why you came back.

Indeed. I hold a certain fondness for it myself.

I'm sure whatever it is isn't what you think it is.

Perhaps we are both wrong, at least in part.
Would you by any chance allow me to investigate?

...
That won't be necessary.

Are you certain? I have no agenda in this. You are offering no threat to us, so I have no right to fight you in favor of your alter-ego. My only purpose would be to find out precisely what caused the change and if it might happen again. Considering your place in the mystery, you can't deny that the information would be useful to you.

...I believe this has gone on long enough.

Suit yourself.

Enjoy your Samhain, Seph.

... For someone reputed to be a an excellent soldier, you sure don't have a whole ton of tactical sense.

You're about to go on a rip-roaring rampage of revenge. This means you're going to go off by yourself. At a time where we will all be incredibly busy.

In short, divide and conquer. If you get into a snag... well, I'm not sure who'll be able to help you.

And whoever did this to you, already did it. And if they did it once, they can probably do it again.

I'll say it a third time. Be careful. Any clues, by the way?

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